How to Make a Summer Dinner
Step 1: Get some corn.
Step 2: Put some corn hair on top of your own hair. Laugh for ten minutes.
Step 3: Get some awesome neighbors who have a huge organic vegetable garden and encourage you to pick all the fresh basil and tomatoes your heart desires.
Step 4: Make a caprese salad with fleur de sel, good cracked pepper, balsamic reduction, a touch of olive oil, and some good-quality water-packed mozzarella. Burn some bread on your new grill.
Step 5: Use your new grill to make Michelle's corn on the cob with parmesan and basil butter.
Step 6: Throw the corn off your plate. Throw it all over your clothes. Toss it onto the floor, preferably if the floor is carpet. If someone (say, a parent) asks you to stop, laugh in their face.
Step 2: Put some corn hair on top of your own hair. Laugh for ten minutes.
Step 3: Get some awesome neighbors who have a huge organic vegetable garden and encourage you to pick all the fresh basil and tomatoes your heart desires.
Step 4: Make a caprese salad with fleur de sel, good cracked pepper, balsamic reduction, a touch of olive oil, and some good-quality water-packed mozzarella. Burn some bread on your new grill.
Step 5: Use your new grill to make Michelle's corn on the cob with parmesan and basil butter.
Step 6: Throw the corn off your plate. Throw it all over your clothes. Toss it onto the floor, preferably if the floor is carpet. If someone (say, a parent) asks you to stop, laugh in their face.
