My Secret Desire
To dance like Michael Jackson.
Please, don't laugh at me. I really, really, really would love to be able to do this, or at least break dance really well. Unfortunately, when I tried to enroll with Sisterz of the Underground while pregnant, I learned the unfortunate news that breakdancing conflicts with growing a fetus in the womb. Who knew?
I found this link after googling all that can be googled about the never-been-kissed Susan Boyle, a competitor on Britain's Got Talent. It's just about the most heartwarming story EVER.
P.S. I DO in fact know how to grab my groin and then yell out, all Michael Jackson high-pitchy like. This happens regularly in the Heusen household, and also while giving birth. Unfortunately my talents sort of stop there. Dare to dream!
Please, don't laugh at me. I really, really, really would love to be able to do this, or at least break dance really well. Unfortunately, when I tried to enroll with Sisterz of the Underground while pregnant, I learned the unfortunate news that breakdancing conflicts with growing a fetus in the womb. Who knew?
I found this link after googling all that can be googled about the never-been-kissed Susan Boyle, a competitor on Britain's Got Talent. It's just about the most heartwarming story EVER.
P.S. I DO in fact know how to grab my groin and then yell out, all Michael Jackson high-pitchy like. This happens regularly in the Heusen household, and also while giving birth. Unfortunately my talents sort of stop there. Dare to dream!
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